"Real Men Go Down"; Playboy

"She Dates Assholes Because You're a Wimp"; Playboy

"Sex is Addictive as Any Drug"; Playboy

"Building a Better You"; Playboy

"A Guide to Pillow Talk"; Playboy

"When To Exit A Relationship"; Playboy

"What to Do About Performance Anxiety"; Playboy

"I'm Addicted to Sexting"; Playboy

"Orgasm Achievement: Unlocked"; Playboy

"Your Dad Bod is a Real Turnoff"; Playboy

"Death of The Alpha Male"; Playboy

"A Revealing Game of Strip Poker"; Playboy

"Inside the Dot Com Art Market"; Salt Lake Tribune

"The New Radiohead Album is Paint By Numbers"; Playboy

"The New Radiohead Album is a Work of Art"; Playboy

"There Were Tunnels Under the Playboy Mansion"; Playboy

"The World of Hypnosex"; Playboy

"When Your Relationship is in Trouble"; Playboy

"Who Holds the Key To Your Virginity?"; Staten Island Advance

"Don't Be a Victim of Chromophobia"; Staten Island Advance

"Psychenauts: The New Drug Yogis"; Playboy

"He Grills, She Grills"; Staten Island Advance

"The Red Herring"

"The Autocrat"

"Tom"

"The Apathetic"

"Katya"

"First Trip Through Muddy Waters"; The Day